Location: Singapore Cinema
Time: 3 minutes before movie start
*The right seat next to me is empty and there is a birkin bag in it belonged to the lady seated next to the empty seat. I am also putting my bag in it*
The lady seating at the seat after the empty seat: *whispering* "Did you pay for this seat?"
Me: "*whisper back* "no"
The lady: "No, I mean, we pay for this seat" (while pointing at my Far-East-Plaza bag)
Me: "oh, Sorry" *pick my mongrel-bag away from the pedigree-bag*